Wakc Fux!

Wakc Fux

First and foremost, let me explain what a "wack fuck" is. It's NOT in the obvious context of a flavorless, lame dude who displays NO sense of hustle or progression. In the Fux subterranean, a wack fuck is someone caught up in the treacherous traps of technology: Texting, TwoKay, and Twitter. For alliterative purposes, any video game of one's choice could replace "TwoKay (NBA2k11)" and Facebook could easily interchange with Twitter…the whole point is if you're lost in the mazes of the Matrix or grinding on the grids of Tron----meaning letting your gadgets overwhelm your time and merit your devotion, then you maybe a wakc fuck!

Common Symptom's of Wack Fuckness (Video Games):

- Getting into blood boiling, emotional yelling matches over the Madden or 2k that lead to real life beef's and text wars.

- Your homie comes to your crib to play video games at 3 pm….he leaves @ 9pm then you hop right online to play some more games!…

- It's Friday Night and you're playing playing NBA 2k11.

- You get real curt and snippy at your Mom, or friends that call you during your game…and when you mess up on a play, you blame whoever it was on the phone for distracting you!

- You accurately recall stats and wins from previous games that happened weeks, months and sometimes years earlier! ("champ bailey had four user picks in the superbowl…" "68-0/77-9", etc.")

- You go to bed watching SportsCenter imagining the real highlights are the highlights you had against your man in a win….or going to bed uber salty, having trouble going to sleep, then having nightmares on the simple mistakes that contributed to the close loss.

- You get so mad you break the game, joystick or living room items (i.e. coffee table)

(Social Network: Twitter/Facebook)

-Doing the traditional and cliched compulsive update ("Im making a sandwich…i'm watching shark week…going to get a haircut.")

-OD OD'ing with the postings (anything over 5 Facebook Updates/day is unacceptable, include video uploads. ….thematic hashmark tweets i.e. #thisiswhyi'mawackfuck)

- Getting emotional and initiating Facebook/Twitter e-beefs…like cats are really threatening each other with the physical harms and boasting their sexual exploits. knock it off! *hov voice

(Texting)

-When you have a convo with someone face to face, you receive a text while someone asks you something and it takes you 25 seconds to reply "what you say?"

- You're texting someone who is in the same room you're in having a quasi-covo.

- Arguing/beefing on text. Things can easily get out of context when you don't hear the tone in someone's voice when dealing with delicate subject matter.

Do you know someone like this? Do you despise someone like this? Is this person you? If so, then you or someone close to you is a wakc f@#k. If it takes one to know one, then you'll be highly interested in the social commentary and criticism of contemporary, pop-culture @ Fuxwitme.com. In the blog-featured section of Fuxwitme.com, we'll concentrate on all genres ranging from movies , music, tv shows to video games. Fux wid'it.